Daddy, is Santa real? I mean really real?
I didn't know how to answer, so I went with a vague and safe answer.
You have to believe in him before he can be real. Do you believe Santa is real?
Then there you go.
Jack thought about this for a minute.
OK, then next time he comes to our house. You make sure he sticks around so that I can meet him and have a talk with him.
What would you want to talk to him about?
Oh... Santa stuff.