I was lying on the floor. Jack was sat next to me. We were talking, I don't recall what about.
Jack: Daddy go to sleep.
So I did, not going to pass up the opportunity. Almost immediately he pounded on my chest with hist fist.
Me: Ow. Why are you hitting me?
Jack: I hammered you to wake you up so I could tell you to shut up.
Me: but I was sleeping.
Jack: Yes but you were talking. Shut up.
Me: I was answering you.
Jack: Just go to sleep, no talking in your sleep.
So I did, this time making sure not to engage in any conversation.
I kept one eye open slightly and watched Jack hover over me with fists ready.
Me: Ow. I wasn't talking or anything.
Jack: You were laughing. Sleepers... Sleeping people don't laugh when they're sleeping. Now go back to sleep. But don't talk, or laugh. Just... Just do nothing. (Jack pronounces 'Nothing' as 'Nuffint')
I went back to sleep, trying to achieve nothingness.
Me: What was that for?